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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 06:23
Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Does the color purple really exist? - Live Science
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Can a cop pull you over walking home asking why you are out so late?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Accidental find in planetarium show could shift scientists’ understanding of our solar system - CNN
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why You Should Stop Texting On Your iPhone Or Android Phone - Forbes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Just Forget it!
Who’ll be the odd man out in the Cleveland quarterback battle? - NBC Sports
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
No go.
I dreamt my mother had died and I cried so much in my dream. What does it mean?
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Fatty liver: Symptoms and warning signs seen during the night - Times of India
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
If a narcissist can't feel remorse, can they ever feel regret for an evil act after going to rehab?
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
IBM’s New Quantum Roadmap Brings the Bitcoin Threat Closer - Decrypt
Then came..
Still no good
share office space ...
Why is every human messed up in some way?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
No way